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Puns About Lettuce

I'm at least 103% sure that when Westley goes tumbling down the hill he's actually yelling, "Cuuuurse yooouu wiiiiitch!"
Oct 21 '14

Mark makes an attempt to spook the audience, then stops paying attention and gets jumpscared.


Mark makes an attempt to spook the audience, then stops paying attention and gets jumpscared.

Oct 21 '14

(Source: lenmanas)

Oct 21 '14



This isn’t right. You’re supposed to be with me!

The actual definition of what some guys think when the girl says “no”.

"OMG I did this and that for YOU, you must date me!"

Hell no. If I don’t like you, I won’t date you.

This movie is fucking golden.


Megamind has the ultimate example of a “nice guy”, Hal, who liked Roxanne - and he was clear about it. He “complimented” several things to her in the beginning, which guess what - were not flattering at all, but downright creepy, so really, it was no wonder Roxanne didn’t like him.

But after he gets his superpowers, he expects her to - he expects to be rewarded for being the “good guy”, despite the fact that he hasn’t really done anything for her. When she rejects him and later finds out that she had dated Megamind for a time, he’s furious that she would date the “bad guy” when he is the “good guy”.

Yet despite Megamind being “bad” and Hal being “good”, it’s Megamind who respects what she wants - when she told him to back off, he backed off, and then later apologized, while Hal was legit going to kill her for rejecting him. So really, who is the good guy?

Oct 21 '14



Oct 21 '14


the prototype is complete


Oct 21 '14
"Meanwhile, the presumed stockpile of penis photos taken by Hollywood actors remains curiously untouched"
A line from an EW article questioning why it’s only women in Hollywood who have their privacy violated x (via pansycakeofwesteros)
Oct 21 '14



literally what the fuck is the lego movie ive only seen gifs and they all make it look like completely seperate things they cant possibly be one plot

It’s like toy story on cocaine and it is great

(Source: splendous)

Oct 21 '14


The traumatized are unpredictable because we know we can survive.

Me at the beginning of Hannibal season 1: “There are a lot of women on this show. A suspiciously large number of women.”

Me at the end of Hannibal season 2: “… Yeaahhh.”

(Source: chrsevanss)

Oct 21 '14


Who’s the best dog?

Oct 21 '14

(Source: roymustache)